Scientific Papers With Titles That Sound Completely Made Up

byAnonymous·2 hours ago
1.
The Unsuccessful Self-Treatment of a Case of Writer's Block

Literally one blank page, published 1974

2.
Chickens Prefer Beautiful Humans

They trained chickens to recognize faces, 2002

3.
Pressures Produced When Penguins Pooh

Ig Nobel winner, calculated projectile distance

4.
The Effect of Country Music on Suicide

Correlation study, surprisingly rigorous

5.
Sword Swallowing and Its Side Effects

BMJ published, surprisingly few side effects

6.
An Analysis of the Forces Required to Drag Sheep

Applied physics at its finest

7.
Fellatio by Fruit Bats Prolongs Copulation Time

Exactly what it says, Nature published

8.
The Reproduction of Trolling in Online Environments

Academic trolling about trolling

9.
On the Rheology of Cats

Are cats liquid or solid? (Ig Nobel 2017)

10.
Will Humans Swim Faster in Syrup?

They tested it. Answer: basically no difference

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